America's #1 Assassin Rental Agency 

Limitless Possibilities, Limitless Opportunities, Priceless Experiences. 



These individuals have proven themselves to be too elusive to capture. Help us find them, and a reward is yours!

Assigned Assassin: Jamie H. (Agent 42250423-54G)
Who: Red Stewardess @ Jackalope Airlines
Reward: $10m USD*

Who we are

Rent an Assassin is America's #1 Assassin Rental Service. We provide our clients with limitless opportunities to fit their daily lives. With Rent an Assassin, we guarantee every job, every time. Our Clientele Concierges will be with you every step of the way, 24-hours a day, 7-days a week, on all continents. Clients from DPRK to China to the US to New Zealand love our services.

Apply to be a concierge

Rent an Assassin Concierges help our Field Agents and Clients coordinate operations, take payments, and more. You will receive an automated email from our phone system whenever your account has been created.

Concierge Application

Agent name MUST start with Agent, and must contain a space after the word Agent.
Email addresses are stored locally, and deleted after provisioning.
Extensions are 5 digits. If an extension requested is in use, a random extension will be assigned.

Upcoming Events

Rent an Assassin has Client Acquisition Events often, so keep checking here for more updates. Click on the "Save My Spot!" button below to secure your spot to speak to our Executive Account Managers. While walk-up's are welcome, VIP's can only save their spot online. 

While Rent an Assassin likes to put on the best events to satisfy even our most high-end VIP's, these events are costly. Help us by donating to Rent an Assassin, and you might get some great perks. Click the "Save My Spot!" button below to donate by choosing "Give Us Money!" 

Check our Twitter and Discord for more updates!

Next Event:
- Wednesday, August 10, 2022
- Caesars Palace - Forum Tower
- 9:00 P.M.